If two people each find the other person’s laugh funny, it might result in an endless cycle of laughter.
A chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact.
Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop.
You’ve probably never seen your grandparents jump.
When we empty our lint traps, we're just slowly throwing our clothes in the garbage.
The day cheese becomes an acceptable gift is the day you officially become an adult.
If Waldo changed his shirt, literally no one could find him
Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.
If you were bulletproof, you’d probably live your entire life without knowing.
Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.
We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it's a nice, even 20 minutes.
We typically want our fiction to be believable and our nonfiction to be unbelievable.
Drinking through a straw is the exact opposite of going snorkeling.
Advertising the very first colored TV’s on a black and white TV must have been hard.
"Turn the volume up" and "Turn the volume down" both can make you sound old.
You could cosplay as Winnie the Pooh with just a red shirt and confidence.
Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times grosser when you’re bald
Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that makes you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not
The world's smallest sandwich would just be a protein between two carbohydrate molecules
For something that is 70 percent water, humans have inferior fire resistance