• If two people each find the other person’s laugh funny, it might result in an endless cycle of laughter.

  • A chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact.

  • Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop.

  • You’ve probably never seen your grandparents jump.

  • When we empty our lint traps, we're just slowly throwing our clothes in the garbage.

  • The day cheese becomes an acceptable gift is the day you officially become an adult.

  • If Waldo changed his shirt, literally no one could find him

  • Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

  • If you were bulletproof, you’d probably live your entire life without knowing.

  • Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

  • We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it's a nice, even 20 minutes.

  • We typically want our fiction to be believable and our nonfiction to be unbelievable.

  • Drinking through a straw is the exact opposite of going snorkeling.

  • Advertising the very first colored TV’s on a black and white TV must have been hard.

  • "Turn the volume up" and "Turn the volume down" both can make you sound old.

  • You could cosplay as Winnie the Pooh with just a red shirt and confidence.

  • Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times grosser when you’re bald

  • Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that makes you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not

  • The world's smallest sandwich would just be a protein between two carbohydrate molecules

  • For something that is 70 percent water, humans have inferior fire resistance